Grace: "This would be us three weeks into marriage. 'Will, I'm having an affair'."
Grace: "I ran into Leo. But you can't tell Will I found out. I mean, *I* know, but he doesn't know I know. And
now that you know I know, you can't let Will know that you know I know, you know?"
Jack: "C-3PO wasn't
gay, he was British! "
Karen: "Oh Lord, honey, you are just as simple as that blouse you're wearin'. "
Grace: "Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's
Karen: "How could she not know? What is she, headless? "
Karen: "Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me? "
(smelling grace's breath) "Did you eat salami today? "
Grace: "No. Did you wash your face with ugly soap? "
Grace: "Look, my choices were flawless, and if your client can't see that, then he is guilty of extremely bad taste,
and isn't that the real crime here today?"
Will: "Gracie, there is no... "
Grace: "Objection! The familiar cutening
of my name implies we like each other. "
Jack: "Welcome to Cynical Island, population: you. "
Grace: " I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone! And all the people are pigs! And I'm the pretty one, but everyone thinks
I'm ugly because they're all pigs and they think pigs are pretty! "
Grace: "If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with... "day." "
Grace: "What you're feeling are pangs of guilt. "
Karen: "What? "
Grace: "Guilt. Oh, boy. Ok. How am I gonna
explain this one? Uh... guilt is an emotion that-- Ok. Jumping ahead. An emotion is something that... "
Karen: "Hey, hey,
hey. Come on! I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't really mean anything...
You know, like "maternal" or "addiction."
Karen: "Grace Alden! I'm ashamed..."
Grace: "Adler! My last name is Adler! "
Karen: "Oh... That's pretty. '"
Will: (On seeing Jack in an orange jump suit and carrying a garbage bag) "And they say Tinky Winky
was the only gay Teletubby! "
Karen: "Look at that."
Will: "Karen that's your thigh. "
Karen:" I know...."Pretty good isn't it. "
Karen: "Honey that is so sweet... no. "
Will: “What was that design all about?! He's my number one client
and it was pathetic! I know Harlem”
Grace: “Yeah and
I know design. If you called me at work, and I wasn’t there, my
answer machine would say ‘Grace Adler designs’ if you looked in my purse my business cards would say, ‘Grace
Adler designs’ seems like the only person who doesn’t know that Grace Adler designs is her best friend lemme introduce
myself…I’m Grace Adler…I DESIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Will: Did you SEE THE EXPRESSION on HIS FACE???!!!!!
Grace: His face didn’t say anything but, ‘HELLO! I’M HARLEM’S FACE!”
Grace: " Hi Jack. Bye Jack".
Jack: "Dad, was that you? "
(Will, Jack and Karen are playing scrabble)
Will: "Spramp is not a word Jack."
Jack: "Yes it is! "Every morning
I spramp my face with water"
Karen: "Well honey, look on the bright side. "
Grace: "What bright side? "
Karen: "Jeez Honey it's just an expression. "
(Will and Grace are dancing on the roof of a building just before her wedding)
Will: "Don't tell Leo that I had
the first dance."
Grace: (to Karen) "Put the catalog down... you have everything in it"
Grace: "I see the way you look at me when I shave my legs. "
Will: "Well, that's because it happens so infrequently,
I have to take a minute to figure out what you're doing."
Landon: "I might kiss you."
Jamie: "I might be bad at it. "
Landon: "That's not possible. "
Vivian: "People put you down enough, you start to believe it."
Edward Lewis: "I think you are a very bright, very
special woman. "
Vivian: "The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?"
"I know that she is good and strong and deserves all the love this world has to give. Can't you see that, how wonderful,
how special she is?"
Walk in the Clouds
"You know the world is messed up when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in
the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go
to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon". "Need I say more?"-Anonymous
More relationship quotes.....
"We're the perfect couple, we just aren't in the perfect situation. "
"If I could change anything
about you, it would be the way you feel about me."
"I am jealous of the people you hugged today because for a moment they held my world."
will always be the answer, when somebody asks me what I'm thinking about"
"Sometimes I wish I
was a little girl again--because bruised knees heal faster than broken hearts."
"Have you ever wondered which hurts the most:saying something and wishing you hadn't or saying nothing and wishing you
had? I guess the most important things are the hardest to say. Don't be afraid tho tell someone you love them. If you do they
might break your heart... but if you don't,you might break theirs. "
"Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that person was to afraid to let you? Too many of us
stay walled up because we are to afraid to care too much... for fear that the other person does not care as much, or at all."
"Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell lies when
we are afraid...afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us.
But everytime we tell a lie... the thing we fear grows stronger. "
"Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would
have, or could have had. No one waits forever...
What would you do...
'What would you do if everytime you wanted someone
they would never be there?
'What would you do if you best friend died tomorrow and you never got the chance to tell them
how you felt?
'What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them?
'What would you do
if everytime you fell in love you had to say good-bye?' When you love someone say it. Say it loud. Say it right away,
or the moment just passes you by and you may never get the chance again. People live, but people die. "
"It's so easy to think about love, to talk about love, to wish for love. But it's not always easy to recognize love,
even when we already hold it in our hands."
"The greatest challenge in life is to find someone
who knows all your flaws and differences and yet still willingly embraces you with so much love. "
know you have experienced real love, when you have lost it. "
"It's not that I can't live without you
that I don't even want to try "
"Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd
rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around. "
to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew "
"You never really live
until you find someone worth dying for "
"Don't make the same mistake I did. Don't let yourself
be so angry that you stop loving, because one day you'll wake up from that anger, and the person you love will be gone"
makes mistakes, But why did yours have to be me? "
"Don't find love, let love find you. That's
called falling in love, because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall."
we got together the heavens above whispered 'perfect'. "
" I have seen and felt all sides of it. I've been on the top of it and had the best feeling of my life. Been thrown
down by it and been crushed on the bottom. Love is like the ocean. No matter what you do, the waves keep coming in. You can
ride them, enjoy them, duck under them, go over them..their big or small..sometimes one right after another..sometimes you
have to wait for a good one. If you dont keep your eyes open and your lungs full of air then any one of those waves will crush
you..just like in love. Its not up to you whether you sink or swim. It depends on the wave. But all I can say is..never get
out of the water...you might drown but its better than never gettin wet at all."
"Forgive the people who truly love you and love the people who truly forgive you."
up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all
because you kissed me good night "
"I'm not supposed to love you
I'm not supposed to care
not supposed to live my life
Wishing you were there
I'm not supposed to wonder
Where you are or what you do
sorry, I can't help myself
cause I'm in love with you! "
"If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And
why are you waiting? "
"What a lovely thing to do
Spend my lifetime loving you
that bring us pleasure
Building memories two can treasure
Reaching milestones one by one
Sharing problems sharing
Being close - the best friends ever
Making dreams come true together"
" One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important you or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk
away never knowing that you're my life. "
" When your missing me look up at the sun or stars and
remember were both under that same sky."
" I'm afraid to close my eyes cause I might think of you. I'm
afraid to open them cause I might see you. I'm afraid to move my lips cause I might speak of you. I'm afraid to listen cause
I might hear my heart fall for you."
"If I were to die tomorrow there would be one thing I would
like to do.
To spend my last and final breath, deep in love and kissing you. "
"if a kiss
was a raindrop i'd send you a shower, if a hug was a second id send you an hour, if a smile was water id send you the sea,
if you needed love id send you me "
"Oh...How I long to hear your voice,to gently kiss your lips,to
feel the touch of your hand,to bathe in your scent,to loose myself in your eyes like I did the night we first met. "
is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell."
"How come the one i wanted to share my dreams with,took
my dream from me. "
" Have you ever looked at someone, and you knew you were in love?
he was an angel, sent from up above?
Friends were saying it was perfect, you two were meant to be
And who were you kidding,
you just had to agree
But there was one problem, one thing stood in the way
Of you two being together, every single
night and day
The boy that you loved, that you would love til the end
Didn't want to be with you, he just wanted to
You were crushed, completely, but what could you do?
Guess you'll just have to wait, until he loves you too...
" They say that nothing is forever...so will you be my nothing? "
your nearness takes my breath away, and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope
my eyes will speak my heart. "
" I've convinced everyone else that I don't like you and that I
don't want you anymore. Now all I need to do is convince myself. "
"Each time you leave
from my life I wonder who is really gone; you or me."
"Someday you'll cry for me like I cried for you.
Someday you'll miss me like I missed you. Someday you'll need me like I needed you. Some day you'll love me, but I won't love
"God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see and two hands to hold. But why did God give
us only one heart? Because he wants us to find the other one"
"The only real sacrifice is when
you give up the one you love in return for their happiness. "
"Love is a scary thing. You give your heart
to someone and you don't know if they are going to break it. All those moments you share, thinking you will never be apart.
Until it happens, it's over. I have learned how to become numb and pretend that I don't care. I don't trust people with my
heart because I'm scared that they will break it. But that means that I've pushed away every guy that has ever loved me. Until
now. I've finaly met someone who I know for sure that he loves me. Now I've been tricked into thinking it will never end,
we'll always be together. But again, my dreams come crashing down on me. Now all I can do is spend what little time I have
left with him....Isn't love a scary thing? "
*Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind
but only a sweet guy can open my heart*
" Sometimes we don't realize what we have, until it's to late
"I think it's time that I let you go
And it's really hard for me to do
Because I know
that there's a part of me
That will be in love with you for the rest of my life "
to talk to you and yet im always harsh, i love to look at you but you wipe away my smile, i like to think of you but it just
makes me sad. dont take it personally, it takes a while to accept that i will never ever have you. "
are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real!"
"today i caught myself smiling for no reason.. then i realized i was thinkin bout you "
love, is to have a heart...to be in love, is to make it beat... "
"Away from your love,
I feel hopeless,
away from your arms, I feel homeless"
"Though miles may lie between
us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart."
shortest word i know is 'I'
The sweetest word i know is 'LOVE'
and the person i never forget is 'YOU' "
Day is a cruel, evil holiday which exists solely to pour lemon juice on the paper-cut hearts of the unattached. "
eyes can tell what the heart tries so hard not to. "
"As soon as you think that you
have finally got over someone you loved,those feelings of love and longingness for that person come flooding back, right when
your not expecting it. "
"You know your in love when you can't let that person go and
no matter how hard you try your heart won't let you replace them and your mind won't let you forget them. "
someone asked me what I loved most about my life,
I would smile and say you. "
"How lucky am I to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to."
"Sometimes the perfect person for you is that whom you least expected to be."
"I didn't know forever meant without you."
"Why is it easy to fall in love and yet so hard to be loved back? why should I feel such if destiny permits me not? why
do I have to fall if it's you I cant have? why is there a "you" in "me" but never a "me" in "you"?"
amazing how quickly someone can go from loving you,to loving somebody else.
Then go from somebody you loved,to somebody
you used to know. "
" i thought i had done it, i was so proud of myself, i was finnaly getting
over you, then you had to just walk past me agiain and i relized what i was missing "
" Do you ever
look back and think how could I love him, then remember, how could I not. "
"Love is hard; you fight to hold on, yet you fight to let go. "
"Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?" "
so close I can touch you, yet so far away for me to grab a hold of. So many things I want to say so little time. I love you
so much and it hurts you are only staying for just so long. I wish I could describe how I feel but words cant describe the
way you make me feel. So I guess what I’m saying is I Love You "
"It's amazing how one minute you can’t imagine living your life without someone...and the next second you find yourself
doing exactly that."
"Never let anyone pull at your heart strings unless they plan on permanently tying them to their own."
To stacy mosier!!!! lololol: “Where are you, my little gumbo of chicken? Your French
fried shrimp is sizzling for you.”
"If you can find a reason for loving me then you do not love me. "
"First loves are never really over.
"Love me for me, Not for what you think you see..And I'll love you for you, Not for what people believe is true"
"Guys are like stars, there are millions out there, but theres only one you keep wishing for. "
"Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. " William
*You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see, but u cant close your heart to things you
dont want to feel.*
"Love leaves a memory no one can steal, but it can also leaves a heartache that no one can heal. "
one night with you would be like spending an eternity in the arms of an angel."
"I never believed in love at first sight, never believed till I saw you that night. You are the vision I've been longing
to see, but what could an angel ever find in me? "